papasha: francy made me these bc she's nice (b644)

[personal profile] papasha 2020-10-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Trying to make me Pentecostal, Father?

[He holds up a hand in surrender.]

Fox said they would have tossed me in the swamp and left me there, so you wouldn't be the only one. What better place to hide a body than the swamp? Maybe some evidence would be on me when I woke up.
robopriest: (cortado)

[personal profile] robopriest 2020-10-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm trying to reenact St.Patrick, you have to keep up.

[He snorts.]

What does Fox have against you? I wouldn't wish the swamp on my worst enemies.
papasha: francy made me these bc she's nice (b782)

[personal profile] papasha 2020-10-16 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, my apologies, Saint Patrick. Banishing snakes from these lands by throwing them on me.

[A small shrug.]

They're bedeviled by my monumental charm.
robopriest: (aleppo)

[personal profile] robopriest 2020-10-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! They're sure bedeviled by something monumental, alright.

[IT'S ABOUT HIS BODY BECAUSE HE'S A BIG BOY HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS BODY DON'T READ INTO THIS]
papasha: francy made me these bc she's nice (b259)

[personal profile] papasha 2020-10-16 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Both of Blanca's brows raise--and Hansa gets this strange sense of playful bewilderment.]

Go easy on them. It's hard to resist all of this.

[It sounds like he knows he's being full of shit.]
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[personal profile] papasha 2020-10-16 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[please don't perceive them]
robopriest: (>8D)

[personal profile] robopriest 2020-10-16 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[no please. please perceive them].
robopriest: (macchiato)

[personal profile] robopriest 2020-10-16 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He just chuckles in return, also playful, amused, just totally doing this for the sheer fun of it.]

Well, I guess I'll give them some slack. They know what's up.
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[personal profile] papasha 2020-10-16 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[The fact Hansa continues to joke with him gets him to laugh.]

Watch out, or you'll end up in the swamp with a mustache drawn on your face.
robopriest: (bahamian)

[personal profile] robopriest 2020-10-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He's just smirking.]

Not if I get to you first. I'll even give you a goatee just to be petty.
papasha: francy made me these bc she's nice (b776)

[personal profile] papasha 2020-10-16 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
A goatee?!

[WHY]

At least make me a dashing pirate lord.
robopriest: (macchiato)

[personal profile] robopriest 2020-10-16 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't take requests. Sorry. And just for saying that, I'm adding a five o' clock shadow.
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[personal profile] papasha 2020-10-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hansa, I request you take pity on me, as a holy man. I'll take any other penance but that.

[PLEASE KNOCK THEM OUT CURFEW I'M BEGGING YOU]
robopriest: (tabasco)

[personal profile] robopriest 2020-10-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Your sins are numerous, Blanca. I have to take some kind of action.

[THEY'RE THE WORST]