[ queen of the kitchen lup and bougie boy won ]

[recrowns]

Comments

[evocationary]

[ she pins a skull to her her sleeve, and then one that says my soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm right above it. ]

Yeah, I'm one of those people. I could probably swing a few hours in another reality. [ why not, right. ] Man, you move quick, don't you? Already inviting me to the renaissance faire, it's been like two days.

[recrowns]

I'd like to invite everyone to the renaissance faire, but my dear friend needs the first invitation.

[hE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME]

So you think you could spare a few hours for me?

[evocationary]

[ (woo woo voice) let's get crunk and watch the war games ]

Sure, sure. Tell you what, let's figure out what it is we're up against first and then I'll think about blessing you with my presence at your Medieval Times Dinner Theater.

[recrowns]

The feast afterward was quite good.

[she doesn't mean actual dinner stop]

[evocationary]

[ pls ]

If there's a feast, I'm morally obligated to go so I can critique the food. You've just trapped me into this.

[recrowns]

Then I can only hope there's food worthy the tastes of a queen.

[says the actual king of the country i cannot stand this]

[evocationary]

[ oh my GOD, she pauses mid pinning (this time it's one that says i'm not antisocial, i just hate you) to reach over and push his face with her frigid hand. ]

Quit flattering me or I'm going to start thinking you're up to something.

[recrowns]

[sdlfkjsljkdf

he's laughing even underneath her touch]

I'm merely being consistent!

[evocationary]

[ she just gives him her usual bemused look. ]

Consistently suspicious. [ she's teasing. ] Anyway.

[ she goes back to rooting through the pins. ]